Jehovah's Witnesses keep sending unwanted Bible verses to my teenage son, so I send them

adult catalogs as a taste of their own medicine.

Here's what happened.

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First off, let me say I don't have a problem with religion or the Jehovah's Witnesses in

general.

Now, the particular witnesses that have been assigned to come docking on my door are

especially tenacious.

Every time they came, I've politely told them I'm not interested.

Thank you anyway, and sent them on their way.

As long as people are respectful and not pushy, I realized that everyone has a job to

do or service hours or whatever it may be.

That being said, when COVID hit, door to door must have been suspended, because no one

came around at all for months and months.

Back in November of last year, we received a letter addressed to my youngest son, who

was fourteen at the time.

From, let's call them a Smith.

When he opened it, it was Bible verses.

I thought it was strange, but my kids go to Catholic school, so maybe one of his friends

was doing a church project or something.

I let it go.

It happened again two months later.

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