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All right, the test, what, you didn't take the test?

Well, go to my Twitter account at Jeffy MRA and take the sex test. Okay? You ready? All right,

slate put this up.

Sex History.

And they want to know, is your sexual history

as impressive as you think?

And I don't know that anybody thinks their sexual history is impressive.

However, you know, everybody I guess I guess you think whatever but as I took it all right I'm a little disappointed at myself

a little disappointed at myself I'm like 55% better than my peers

Okay, all right that can't be. I know I'm better than that. So I got to

reconfigure because I know that I'm a hundred because it asked how old you are and then how many sex partners you've

had since 18. Okay? So first, since 18. All right, so I mean, I don't know about you, but unlike what my children will be able to say,

before I was 18 there may have been some happenings okay

so I'm saying plus I've been married now for like a thousand years.

And there's only been a couple of, you know, between the wife and a couple of affairs.

She's gonna love that.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, my wife is gonna laugh at that.

Between the two wives, my first wife and my second wife, you know, I mean, that's...

Counts as two. I don't know about you, but that's... that only counts as two. I don't know about you but that's it only counts as two for a number of years.

Okay? Because you're married and you're supposed to keep that vow. I got it.

So if I lower my age to when I got married,

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