Jeffrey Keller | Getting High With The Gummy Guy!
Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe
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4.5 • 21.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
#951. The second Kaitlyn discovered Jeffrey Keller on Instagram, she had one thought:
"I need to get high with him."
If you don't know Jeffrey, he's the comedian who accidentally became the internet's favorite gummy guy. One edible, one cooking video, and suddenly he's selling out comedy shows across the country.
The original plan was to talk about his rise from musical theatre kid to stand-up comedian—and to be fair, they did. But somewhere along the way, Jeffrey pulled out his vape, Kaitlyn decided that sounded like a good idea, and the interview took a turn.
What followed was a wildly unhinged conversation filled with Broadway stories, comedy, spray tans, New York rats, exes' initials tattooed on ankles, why Jeffrey's dad still isn't impressed by 47 tour dates, and the anxiety of pressing "post" on the internet.
Also, Kaitlyn may or may not have gotten a little high with the gummy guy.
One thing's for sure: by the end of this episode, both of their stomachs hurt from laughing. Enjoy!
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EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
- (7:41) – Jeffrey explains the real reason he got into theatre as a teenager… and honestly, it tracks.
- (17:27) – Jeffrey is considering throwing himself a second Bar Mitzvah for his 30th birthday…
- (31:16) – The moment Kaitlyn's dream of getting high with the internet's favorite gummy guy starts becoming very real.
- (46:06) – One random comment sends the conversation completely off the rails and results in one of the biggest laugh attacks of the episode.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Off The Vine is brought to you by Macy's, shop in store or online only at Macy's.com. |
| 0:05.2 | DirectTV, go to directtTV.com slash genre packs and sign up today to get my entertainment for just $34.99 a month. |
| 0:12.3 | Progressive, visit progressive.com and give the name your price tool a try. |
| 0:15.9 | And Apartments.com, the place to find a place. |
| 0:22.4 | You're listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. |
| 0:26.9 | Hey everybody, welcome to Off The Vine podcast. |
| 0:29.1 | I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. |
| 0:30.5 | I have Jeffrey Keller on the podcast today. |
| 0:33.4 | He is someone I found on Instagram, I don't know, maybe eight months ago. |
| 0:36.7 | One of his videos came across my page where he was eating a gummy and cooking food. |
| 0:40.8 | And it was just, there's something about him where I was like, I must eat a gummy and have him on the podcast. |
| 0:48.5 | And there's, I think there's like a mix up where his team was like, no, he probably won't do an interview while, you know, taking a gummy because he doesn't usually do stand-up. |
| 0:56.8 | He's a stand-up comedian while high. But mid-podcast, I decided to bring it up. And he said, well, then why don't we just smoke? And so we did. I will just say that, enjoy this podcast and tell me how bad your tummy hurts after this pod from laughing. |
| 1:13.0 | Or do I just think I'm funny and I'm actually just high? Who knows? You'll find out. |
| 1:17.6 | We look like a black and white cookie except the orange and white cookie right now. I hate this look, bro. |
| 1:22.9 | I hate it. That's so funny because I really feel you. |
| 1:27.6 | What kind of self-tanner do you use? |
| 1:29.0 | Let's get you a brand deal. |
| 1:30.5 | Oh my God. |
| 1:31.2 | I want a brand deal with sugared and bronzed. |
| 1:33.4 | Do you know sugar and bronzed here? |
| 1:34.7 | I want that, dude. |
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