Jefferson, State of (Entry 671.NU2655)
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🗓️ 13 September 2018
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
In which a huckster and meteorite-hunter, facing a business disaster, starts a still-brewing secession movement on the Oregon-California border, and also we contemplate who all the Looney Tunes characters voted for. Certificate #26085.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch. |
| 0:10.0 | He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection. |
| 0:15.0 | Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right. |
| 0:19.0 | All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. |
| 0:23.0 | Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge. |
| 0:26.0 | Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
| 0:41.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
| 0:46.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:51.3 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
| 0:55.6 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:58.9 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 1:05.4 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 1:09.5 | to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
| 1:13.4 | This is our time capsule. |
| 1:15.4 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 671. |
| 1:45.0 | NU 2655, certificate number 26085. |
| 1:50.0 | Jefferson, State of. |
| 1:55.0 | We have no representation in Northern rural California that's effective in the state. |
| 2:00.0 | In a sense, the three major urban areas dictate politics for the entire state. |
| 2:05.0 | Our children are leaving, our economy is crashing, we're taxed, every breath we take is |
| 2:09.9 | regulated and we feel that a free state will cure that. |
| 2:17.0 | How much time have you spent in Northern California? |
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