Jeff's Short Fuse
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
We have a couple different topics we are tossing around today. After a recent clip of Theo Von circulates, Jeff and Jordan talk celebrity encounters, being thoughtful of others situations, and taking accountability for your actions. Spoiler Alert.... Jeff's blood starts to boil
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, media group. |
| 0:02.2 | And then he's like, yeah, you're not supposed to fish up there. Call the cops. I want them to come. I want you to be a nosy neighbor and call the cops that my six and eight year old can't fish in our neighborhood. Hey, guys, episode 145. So you know what I did today? Laundry? Yeah, I will. That, but I don't know why we have so much all the time. nonstop with me. |
| 0:29.5 | Um, I don't know why we have so much all the time. |
| 0:27.5 | It's non-stop with me. I feel like I need to start charging you guys, you and the boys. I love Jordan. Jordan gets mad like when we're like fighting about stuff. And she's like, guess what I'm doing? More laundry. And she, I don't know, we're fighting about being married or something. And I'm like, well, you know you'd still have laundry |
| 0:44.3 | if you were single. |
| 0:46.1 | What do you think the laundry just goes away? |
| 0:47.7 | No, it's just like overpowering sometimes. But you know what I did today? Laundry. Yeah. Hahaha. Do you know what derma plane is? Yeah. Is that what Tom Sandefall, members Tom Sandefall from Vanderpump rules? I don't |
| 1:05.0 | know why I always have random Vanderpump rules. |
| 1:07.4 | Member used to shave his forehead with his razor. Is that so is that supposed to like exfoliate? Is that the same as he did that? Is that like derma plane? Yeah, derma planes when it's like, well, mine isn't like the legit razors that a spa uses mine. It's just like a razor and you go like this and it gets all your peach |
| 1:24.9 | fuzz. Oh, okay. But when you razor and you go like this and it gets all your peach fuzz. |
| 1:26.0 | But when you do it, your makeup goes on so good. And it looks like, I mean, just like peach fuzz here and like all around. And it's funny because last time we were talking about random black hairs, but you find, but today I had done it in a minute. And you know, I have only blue pants. That's why I don't have any makeup on, |
| 1:45.1 | because I did my derma plane and my face feels like a baby's, |
| 1:48.6 | like a baby's body. |
| 1:49.6 | You do yours. I had done it in a minute and you know, I have only blue pants. That's why I don't have any makeup on because I did my derma plane and my face feels like a baby's |
| 1:48.2 | like a baby's body. |
| 1:49.4 | Do you do your forehead too? |
| 1:50.7 | No, because you don't really have hair on your forehead. I might like go around here. It's nice. You're 10 polls. Is it to get dead skin off too or is it just for the peach? what I was gonna say is I did it today and I done it in a while. |
| 2:03.2 | There was so much peach fuzz in like skin. |
| 2:07.4 | I was like grossed out by myself and I didn't know how. There was so much peach fuzz and like skin. |
| 2:07.4 | I was like grossed out by myself |
| 2:09.1 | and I kept wiping it on my pants |
| 2:11.1 | and cause like I would clean it. |
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