Jeff's Non-Punk Rock Jobs, Getting Older, SSRIs
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2019
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
This show marks the return of our signature segment (note: not our signature segment) and an update on who won the Saskatoon berry by saying Saskatchewan most authentically. I had a birthday so age is on my mind. Also, I forgot to take a pill and felt like a bean bag. Why is that? Turns out Jeff knows and his info is courtesy of a very non-punk rock job he once had but not as non-punk rock as another job he had cleaning up poop at an animal research lab. And so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from the new house in Perpet California, it's Thursday on the |
| 0:07.1 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest. |
| 0:11.4 | He's a comedian who looks like the future that Rush Limbaugh has been |
| 0:15.3 | warning us about. It's David Huntsberger. |
| 0:18.8 | Jeff Jeff is here to tut his own kazoo. I'm a husband Daniel saying hop on board |
| 0:23.8 | the love bus say hello to your best friend. |
| 0:26.3 | Roller! |
| 0:50.1 | Hello my little peach brown betties. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting |
| 0:54.1 | Thursday episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. That particular |
| 0:58.0 | carbohydrate was sent in on patreon. Oh I love it. It sounds like Jenna Kim |
| 1:04.1 | Jones is in there but she's not. It's Daniel and Renee. Together they make Jenna. |
| 1:11.1 | Yeah it's been said before. That was sent in on patreon by Michaela Finneran. I |
| 1:18.1 | know I'm probably butchering her name but that is the name. That just sounds like |
| 1:27.1 | the voice inside my head if I'm holding my nose. |
| 1:30.6 | Oh, boo. |
| 1:34.2 | Apparently what I love more than anything is harmonizing. Anyway, patreon is a |
| 1:43.1 | delightful place. Patreon is one of our children making noise Daniel. No why? |
| 1:47.9 | Because I thought I'm hearing something or I'm losing my mind. I'm gonna forge ahead. |
| 1:54.3 | Don't you worry about kids? No. I got that. |
| 1:59.3 | Okay and I'll explain what's going on specifically with the kids and the no one |
| 2:04.4 | watching them except our baby monitors situation. But first I got to explain |
| 2:08.3 | patreon. We got bonus episodes. We have behind the scenes content. We have a |
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