Jeff Ross

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jeff Ross feels tan about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Jeff sits down with Conan to talk about learning from the great Don Rickles, his reaction to “the slap,” great moments in roast comedy history, and memories of some of the great comics lost in recent years. Later, Conan and his crew reveal the surprising and controversial way they made national news headlines. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Jeff Ross.
0:05.0	And I feel tan about being colored over my insides.
0:11.0	That's appropriate.
0:14.0	Wait, it was so live.
0:16.0	The kid from powder feels tan when he's talking to me.
0:21.0	You actually look like Desi Arnezzar.
0:23.0	You have...
0:25.0	You put the Aryan and Conan in the barbarian.
0:28.0	Come on, baby.
0:31.0	What are we doing today?
0:34.0	Now we're talking.
0:36.0	Fall is here, here and now, back to school.
0:40.0	Ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens.
0:46.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:51.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:55.0	Hey there.
0:56.0	Welcome to Conan O'Brien, Needs a Friend and a terrific program today.
1:01.0	I'm feeling good.
1:02.0	You feeling good, Goryly?
1:03.0	I never felt better.
1:04.0	Oh, really?
1:05.0	That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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