Jeff Ross - I'm Kinda in a Woody Guthrie Song

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2018

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

This week, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross joins the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a pair of scared train-hoppers seek out help from 911 dispatchers. Then Jeff and gang discuss the new season of Roast Battle, the art of roasting, and what it was like for the Sklars to roast each other for the first time.

Story #2 features an impressively airborne minivan.

Story #3 is the tale of a stolen aquarium involving a motorcycle.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's a good show!
0:30.0	Hey, Tony is welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town!
0:45.0	Population, new.
0:46.0	Population, roast master Jeff Ross!
0:49.0	Jeff Ross!
0:50.0	I am so happy that we spent really the last week with you, getting to see you in your true, true element doing what you do so well.
0:59.0	As the roast master, I just watched the Bruce Willis roast, which if you haven't watched it yet, go watch it online.
1:05.0	I've seen a lot of roasts.
1:08.0	I wouldn't fuck Be Arthur with her dick.
1:11.0	I wouldn't fuck Courtney Lordy Love with Be Arthur's dick.
1:15.0	Holy shit, I wouldn't Sandra Bernhard.
1:17.0	Holy shit, I wouldn't fuck you with Be Arthur's dick.
1:19.0	Sorry, we got it wrong.
1:21.0	I'm still saying that's one of the best jokes ever.
1:24.0	I thought you in this Bruce Willis roast, you were on your game like I've never seen before and it was one of your best roasts.
1:31.0	Thanks.
1:32.0	So watch it online and then the new season of roast battle, we'll get to that.
1:35.0	We'll get to that in a second.
1:37.0	We'll get into it because we got Dan here, we got Jeff.
1:40.0	I have an exclusive on that that I just found out.
1:42.0	Okay, great.
1:43.0	So we'll release that here.
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