Jeff Plays Big Dummy!
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Couple of our comments. |
| 0:01.9 | Guys, I work for the Department of Transportation. |
| 0:22.8 | We cannot even throw our orange jackets, sweatshirts, away. We have to turn them in to be destroyed and get issued a new one. As far as uniforms go. Wow, man. Damn. On the subject of bedbugs from our poll, bedbugs suck, and it's really expensive to get rid of. Let's see. I used to work at a Seattle moving company. We stopped doing jobs in White Center altogether because it was bedbugs every single time. God, man. And all the gents, |
| 0:29.2 | are you having relations with the X? Because that is normally the best part of the worst X. |
| 0:33.9 | Yeah, it's not worth it, man. Just throwing that out there. I agree. |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.2 | You can find someone else. |
| 0:40.4 | Yes. |
| 0:52.7 | But it is tough because they're in your home. But it's for a year. I mean, a year, man. That's what I'm saying. You might have one or two nights for something. I'd take bedbugs over the eggs. I would take bedbuck. I think the X might be the lowest on the list for me. |
| 0:53.3 | Yep. |
| 0:55.9 | Game is Big Dummy, 206803 Rock. |
| 1:14.3 | Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. Hello, Tom. Welcome to the men's room. Happy Monday Thursday, gentlemen. Ola! Tom, you're on Team Sober, is always correct? I am. Okay. All right, our men's room poll, Tom, for one year you're going to live with your worst ex, bedbugs, |
| 1:16.3 | diarrhea, or live in a tent? |
| 1:18.7 | I'll take living in a tent. |
| 1:20.8 | I think it's going to be a popular answer today. |
| 1:22.3 | I'm right there with it. |
| 1:24.9 | All right, Tom, here's your question. What is the longest event in distance at the Summer Olympics? |
| 1:30.4 | Covers 12.4 miles or 20 kilometers. |
| 1:35.5 | Oh, at the Summer Olympics, I thought they had the marathon. |
| 1:39.9 | No, they don't have a marathon. |
| 1:41.9 | Oh, then the, I don't know, racewalk. Yeah, it is the racewalking, man. Why do you think that they do not have a marathon? I mean, they have them in every city across the country. Why is that not an Olympic sport? Maybe that's why. Yeah. Because everyone, there's so many major ones. I don't know. It wouldn't be a bad idea. All right, Tom. I mean, I know who would win, but. I know a country would do well. Before we let you go, to give you a 50-50 question. So true or false, humans and dolphins are the only two animals that can blush. Let me say true. Humans are the only animals of blush. Hmm. Very. That's it. Dolphins have no shame. That's why they look the way they do. Beady eyes and a permanent smile. Game is Big Dumbly. 206, 803 rock. Are you sure they don't have the marathon anymore? I don't believe, sir. They're saying the marathons at the Summer Olympics? |
| 2:34.6 | Yeah, every Summer Olympics since 1896. |
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