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Jeff Wittek

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 23 November 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:15.1	The whales are striking back. They're trying to kill white people. Oh, all the sudden aliens show up in our lifetime.
0:22.6	I thought they were gonna have flying cars.
0:24.6	You know what we got? We got Elon Musk as the head of Doge.
0:26.6	Oh, you know what the Nelke Boys are doing there?
0:28.6	Oh, I don't know if I can say it.
0:29.6	Say it.
0:30.6	They're going to North Sentinel Island.
0:31.6	Get the-
0:32.6	He used to be out on the corner.
0:33.6	He was dealing in drugs. Got himself a barber's chair and gave awesome cuts.
0:38.9	Now he's a podcaster.
0:40.1	His life he'll talk about it with us.
0:42.4	Now it's Jeff,
0:43.5	FM.
0:44.9	Jeff, FM.
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:50.8	How's everybody doing?
0:51.8	We're back with another episode of Hot.
0:56.2	Jeff FM.m.
0:57.1	The T's hot.
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