Jeff Makes Quidditch Great Again

Twinnovation

Headgum

Twins, Investing, Business, Jeff Rosenberg, Inventions, Headgum, Schemes, Twinnovation, Apps, Money, Dave Rosenberg, Comedy, Scams

4.9 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dave is inventing a way to turn you into an overnight* A-List actor. Jeff just invented a non-loser way to play Quidditch! Queen Ana is breaking her back inventing her new contraption. And as always stay schemin and dreamin!

*6-8 weeks

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:07.8	This ain't that long term vision and ambassador.
0:10.9	This is time to get that cake quicker than sexton.
0:13.7	If you're about that, that's money sensation.
0:16.0	It's time to open up your ears to twin evasion.
0:25.3	Howdy folks? How y'all doing out there?
0:28.6	Welcome to Twin Ovation, the podcast for your schemes, dreams,
0:30.5	misdemeans, cons, grist, hustles.
0:32.4	Anyway, you're trying to make that money.
0:34.0	We're here to help you.
0:41.4	And as always, I'm joined by my lovely twin brother to my far, far left. He's El Hafe the Jaffe, the Jaffe, A. Choo-Train, Rosenberg. Which train's about to go off the rails.
0:49.5	True, true. And to my immediate right, she's my smug buddy.
0:55.1	What?
0:56.0	No.
0:56.8	Smugly buddy.
0:58.0	Start over.
0:59.3	And to my immediate left, my cuddly buddy.
1:03.0	My cuddly buttily.
1:04.7	That's sad you wanted to call me smug first.
1:07.1	You're smug, but you're also cuddly.
1:11.4	Hey.
1:12.9	That's sort of a Nick Rad thing.
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