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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Jeff Goldblum Returns

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Goldblum feels utterly drenched and purged about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Jeff and Conan sit down once again to discuss Jeff’s mysterious dreams, jazz musicianship, the movie theater experiences that blew them away, and reprising the role of Dr. Ian Malcolm in the upcoming Jurassic World: Dominion. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Watch this. Hello. My name is Jeff. Gold Bloom, G-O-L-D-B-L-U-L.

0:09.0

And I'm reading for some of the first, oh yes, first thing I did it, first name last name.

0:14.0

Let's do something. And then pause. Here comes. That's enough of that. And I feel.

0:23.0

And then it says here, parenthesis, however I feel. Well, the madness, madness, madness, madness.

0:33.0

Hey, that's the last line of what movie? This is the last line of movie.

0:38.0

Madness, madness. Tell me the movie. Oh my god. I know that movie. I know that movie.

0:44.0

Is it older movie? Yes. Wait a minute. I could give you a clue. No, madness. Wait a minute. Is it...

0:52.0

Hold it. Magnus. Is it a apocalypse now? No. No, that's the horror. The horror.

1:00.0

You're close though. Yeah. And it has a similar... Oh, it's the last family ties. No, it does.

1:07.0

Is it into madness? Madness. I thought, I thought, I love that this is the introduction in the show.

1:14.0

We have to wrap up what this movie is and then do the name thing. All is one giant piece. We're still rolling.

1:19.0

You're really rolling. But wait a minute. Yeah, I mean this has been real. You can't use this as a movie yet.

1:23.0

No, we can. But give us a hint on that movie. Okay, I'll give you a hint.

1:27.0

A lesser cast member, Jack Hawkins. Probably don't even know that.

1:32.0

What kind of clue is that? Okay, sex. A ceramic mug features in a breakfast scene. There's a clue for you.

1:38.0

No, no, Jack Hawkins. There are those who know very well, Jack Hawkins. And already know this movie.

1:43.0

I'll give you a giveaway clue. Bill Holtin. William Holtin.

1:48.0

Oh, a... Stole like 17? No, good. No. Pretty good guess. It's kind of a war picture. He does not deliver the last line, by the way.

1:57.0

The bridge over the river. Exactly right? That was my last... Just as he blows up the bridge. Yes.

2:02.0

Exactly. Now all together, let's whistle the song that is ready.

2:06.0

Ready? No, wait, that's the wrong one.

2:09.0

Okay.

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