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I had a lot of jobs, odd jobs as a teenager and as a tween,

but one of the jobs I had as a teenager was as an ice cream shop boy at Carvelle.

I always really loved Carvelle and now I had like free access to

its product and I would really take advantage of it. I would eat dinner there.

I had like several helping so by a screen, I would make my own concoctions,

like mixing up the almonds with the, you know, the stuff that hardened the,

the dipping stuff that hardened, I would pour that in the dip.

Yeah, I feel, I guess we called it the never felt bad for not paying for any of it.

No, I never did. I didn't make much so super.

Well, no, I didn't eat that much. You're sweating. They're fine,

but I did get my come-up ins because I developed lactose intolerance because I ate so much of it.

And so I guess I did pay for it in the end.

And I guess I'm paying for it now too because your lactose intolerance has a direct impact on my nose

because we're off and around each other and for our lactose intolerant listeners.

So thanks Carvelle, Justin Farts.

Farting what I have.

Dairy.

Anyway, here's the show.

Tint show, it's figure fart.

You're listening to Life is Short.

I'm your party host, Justin Lodge.

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