Jeff Dye

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2012

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Dye, comedian and host of MTV's Strangers with Money stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about his perfect teeth and chiseled jaw line as well as his tousled hair and lanky physique. Actually, that's not true, and he thinks he's only good looking "for a comedian," but please. Anyway, we discussed his turbulent upbringing in the Seattle area, a health scare, religion, Ashton Kutcher, relationships, self-sabotage, dogs and flirting. We also shared our google search histories and then Alison told an embarrassing story while Gary shook his head at her and quietly judged her. Plus we tried to peel back some layers of the onion that is Gary and what did we find? More layers! The man is a riddle wrapped in stoicism wrapped in hair gel. Also Alfred Schulz stopped by to offer more Things You Never Hear People Say (with more dairy) and we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and HGFY.

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0:00.0	Available now from Corolla Digital, basic cable commentary, showgirls with special guest,
0:07.8	Hule Houser.
0:08.8	Well thank you, Adam.
0:09.8	I'm very excited to see a movie about some girls who put on a show.
0:15.9	Listen in, while Adam and Dana Gould as Hule Houser watched the 1994 classic, Showgirls.
0:22.1	Yeah, you missed a very erotic scene there.
0:25.1	What's happening in the movie now?
0:26.9	Well, there's a black man and she's on his lap and she's gyra.
0:32.9	And they're kissing deeply in his face.
0:36.5	Oh, I've got the dry heat.
0:38.2	He just download the track and play it along with your copy of the movie, only $1.99
0:43.0	on iTunes or at the store at AdamCurolla.com.
0:55.5	Yes, is Corolla Digital.
1:00.6	Hello my little muffin tops, it's me, Alison Rosen, before the show starts, a few quick
1:05.0	words.
1:06.0	One, I love you.
1:07.0	Two, did you see the review of my podcast in the Onion's AV Club, or perhaps it's just
1:12.1	called the AV Club?
1:13.1	Anyway, it made me happy, so go find that, you know, if you want to do that.
1:18.6	And now some iTunes comments.
1:32.7	Okay.
1:33.9	This one says, Alison Rosen is wonderful on Thank You and it's by Lou.
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