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Now before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Greg's Leftovers.

Yeah, it's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

And as always, it's my first time reading them.

So if they suck, we'll slather Joe Mackey and barbecue sauce and feed him to J.B. Pritzker.

On a flight to Italy, a couple was forced to sit beside a dead passenger.

Big deal.

I sleep next to one every night, said Joe Biden.

Former VP nominee Tim Walts is now doing stand-up comedy.

Kamala dropped by to support him because you heard there was an eight-drink minimum.

Attorney General Pambondi accused the FBI of hiding thousands of Epstein documents. The FBI put them in a place no one would look.

Joy Behar's back fat.

Two Denver strip clubs were ordered to pay nearly 14 million for wage theft.

Not only that, all 14 million must be in the form of crumpled 20s.

But industry experts say it's the first time that strippers were the ones left stiffed.

Yeah, I thought about that one, too.

In Maine, a tractor trailer carrying frozen curly fries caught fire on the highway.

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