Not letting an unexpected period or a bit of pee damp in your day?

That's life-changing. At Mottie Body, we do absorb it a barrel for periods, pee, sweat and more.

Visit MottieBody.com, Mottie Body, Life-Changing a Parallel.

My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s.

I didn't even know I was in the closet but I did find George Mottie in there.

My dad was the manager of the local football club. But the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie.

I don't know why I'm telling you about it. They've only gone and turned it into a serious.

So do yourself a favor and watch my awkward years in glorious technicolor, changing ends.

String-free on ITVX. Comedy is back in the building.

What's up guys? Welcome back to Scottcast, episode 4. I know you guys thought this was a joke probably now we're 4 episodes in.

Todd is now here full time. The prank is over and we have our full podcast team.

We're keeping the name Scottcast. I know it doesn't sound as cool as Toddcast or it doesn't really make as much sense as probably being called Jeffcast because he talks the most.

But the name came from when Scott was in a cast and my career kind of blossomed in that time.

It was a beautiful time but also a horrible situation. It was kind of like an earthquake.

Like how a horrible thing can happen and then other things like tsunamis blossom out of that earthquake.

So me now being here and having a voice having a podcast and people to influence the do things is kind of equally as damaging as an earthquake or tsunami.

I was going to say if you guys ever had fun memories of not so great times the other day I was going to sleep and I was thinking about how I broke my ankle and I missed that time period where my ankle was broken.

And I was not having a good time when my ankle is broken but for some reason I just missed that the past basically.

Kind of like when like Jeff was in alcoholic and he was kind of fun like those kind of times.

I miss those times. It's beautiful that you think like that you turn a negative situation into a positive. That's great.

Sure I turned my negative situation into a positive but it made me feel worse about where I am now.

It's like I feel I really liked when I had a broken ankle now I feel shitty.

...