Jeff and Scott Ride Hot Air Balloons

Skotcast with Jeff Wittek & Scotty Sire

Skotcast & Studio71

Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

This week on Skotcast, the guys try to remember if they’ve ever actually been in a hot air balloon or if it was all a dream. Also discussed is how everyone is the main character or their own life’s movie, the pressure of writing good Instagram captions, and Advice From Assholes returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes
0:16.2	What whoa?
0:18.2	Oh
0:22.2	I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting
0:28.0	Mirkated symbols. Hey, what's up everybody welcome back to this podcast
0:40.0	That's good. Let's lay that down. Let's record it and use it as our new intro music for life
0:44.4	Irf is is here. He's not in his bed at the moment, but he might move over what am I talking about what this is a fucking stupid podcast
0:52.0	Summer's over guys
0:53.7	Summer is behind us and fall is coming
0:56.6	It's about to be cold. It's about to be Halloween
1:00.1	Pumpkin spice is taken over all of the stores in LA is this even pumpkin spice do we use a pumpkin spice candle?
1:07.1	What the fuck is this shit? Oh, oh, oh, thank God. It's caramel latte because pumpkin spice would have pissed me off
1:14.2	I just don't like trends man when everybody's jumping on the bandwagon
1:18.6	Oh, now we got to get our coffee's pumpkin spice. Oh my coffee black. I want to taste like dirt
1:24.5	I went in there earlier today to get us coffees today
1:27.5	Earlier today to get I had too much coffee. That's it. I'm maxed out
1:32.7	Scott you got to get in this fucking podcast man
1:35.9	I've had too much coffee, but at least in the Starbucks is now they know
1:40.9	Oh, there's Jeff. Let's get his black shit coffee ready for him. Just how he likes it
1:45.8	Thank God I'm here to carry this podcast the first 10 minutes. What's just you talking about how I don't even know
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