Jedi Minute 96: The Best High School Bully of All Time

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🗓️ 18 May 2015

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Luke is in torment. He glances at his lightsaber sitting on the armrest of the throne. The Emperor watches him and smiles, touches the lightsaber. Guest commentator: Paul Scheer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Star Wars Minute. It's the daily podcast where we analyze, scrutinize, and
0:15.4	celebrate the Star Wars movies one a minute at a time. I'm Pete the Retailer from
0:21.1	Pete the Retailer.com. This is Alex Robinson from comic book
0:24.6	Alex.com. And I'm Paul Shear. I'm the inventor of Clippy from Microsoft Word.
0:29.6	Oh that was you. Yeah. I figured, you know, why should editing
0:34.6	your documents be so boring, you know?
0:36.6	So I really had fun with it.
0:37.7	And we're actually I'm proud to announce
0:40.1	that I'm talking with DreamWorks about a full feature with Clippy. So it's going to be really, it's like a, it's a really
0:46.4	exciting tale about punctuation and just hit commas. I hope this is the gritty reboot we've all been waiting for. Finally,
0:54.4	Clippy done right. It's a hard R version of Clippy. I mean you know obviously
0:59.7	America's used to sanitize version. This is going to be, it's going to be rough. I mean I kind of think of it like
1:06.0	a requiem for a dream but with Clippy. Nice. And is it set in the 90s I I'm assuming, or is it modern day?
1:13.6	Here's the thing, it's set in the 70s.
1:16.3	Before the Clippy that we know in Microsoft Word, like that's where he goes.
1:21.2	It's kind of like a prequel to Clippy. Oh, Clippy year one. Yeah, exactly.
1:26.0	Well, Paul, thanks for joining us today. I am so excited to be on the show. I am an avid listener of it and I'm very
1:36.2	excited to be here. Yeah, well we're excited to have you. Kicking off All Star
1:39.9	Week. Yeah, this is a chalk full of fun folks this week, but you're here to kick it off with us.
1:46.5	I'm very happy to do that.
1:48.5	Today we're talking about minute 96 of Return of the Jedi.
1:53.0	Minn't 96 starts with Luke panicking and looking for his lightsaber,
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