Jedi Minute 71: Martin Short

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🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys this is stereos. I just wanted to I had a little thing I thought of for a minute 70
0:06.4	So C3PO is like I can't impersonate to God I'm not programmed to impersonate to God it He says something. But it's like, who program
0:15.1	you not to impersonate to God? Like why would that, why would you program that into
0:19.6	say under what circumstance do you expect your protocol
0:22.8	droid to a person in a god and you're like,
0:25.0	we better, we better nip this thing in the bud
0:29.5	through his programming.
0:30.4	And by the way, the person who programmed you was Anakin Skywalker like a little boy.
0:35.0	Like this little boy is like, I better not have him impersonating a god.
0:40.0	That's memory I'll need so he can help mom with dishes. You know wash dishes with those arms he has that don't work?
0:47.0	Anyway, I missed you guys. I'll talk to Star Wars Minute. It's our daily podcast where we analyze, we
1:04.7	scrutinize, and we celebrate Return to the Jedi one thrilling minute at a time.
1:09.1	My name is Alex Robinson from comicbook Alex.com.
1:12.3	And my name is Pete the Retailer from
1:14.3	Pete the Retailer.com. And my name is Crystal Beth from the Crystal Beth
1:18.9	com. Welcome Crystal. Thank you for having me. We are discussing minutes 71 of Return of the Jedi.
1:26.2	Minute 71.
1:27.4	We are on Endor.
1:28.4	It starts with our friends the Ewax genuflecting over their golden god C3PO. And it ends a minute later with Hans
1:35.8	solo getting ready to punch C3PO in the mouth.
1:39.4	That would hurt actually.
1:41.4	It hurt, hon.
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