Welcome to the Eric Metax's show.

You know, sometimes Eric pretends to be interested in his guest.

But he's really just doing a crossword puzzle and rolling his eyes in what they say.

He told me never to say that ever.

But look, I made a mistake.

Uh-oh.

I'm human.

In my way.

Only I'm not.

And now you're a host, Eric Mataxis.

Folks, welcome the program.

This is the Eric Metaxus show.

I want to tell you, folks, every now and again, we have long, thoughtful conversations on this program.

But sometimes I'm just in the mood to book a hothead.

Somebody like me who, you know, just wants to sound off.

And I thought, maybe we could get John Zmirak.

And then I thought, wait a minute, maybe we could get

David Horowitz. And then I thought, no, no, before we talk to them, what if I could get Janine Piro?

Everybody in the establishment said, never happened. She won't do it. Well, I have a surprise for you.

I got Janine Piro. Janine, welcome to the program.

Good morning. First of all, I love you. And I don't know why you wouldn't be able to get me. I just finished working out, as you can see. I mean, you call. I am there immediately. Look, you know how much I love you. You cracked me up. And that's kind of my highest compliment for people, right? because you've got this fire and stuff.

And I thought, I love the fact, I just called you up and he said, let me run upstairs and put on a blouse. And I thought, you know what I put my jacket over my workout. I need to up my game. So I decided to put on a shirt as well. And I just want to say, thank you for calling me higher. You know what I'm saying? Sartorily speaking.

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