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The Brighter Side

Jealousy

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6612 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Amber & Ed reflect on jealousy and what that does to you as a person. Does it help you? Or does it turn you into a greedy little monster. Listen to find out this, time Amber & Ed we're jealous, great moments of jealousy in the arts, and some jokes! Be good to yourselves. Taking us out this week is a song off of Ed's new Spotify playlist "Guilt Free Summer" by Jay Ferguson "Thunder Island"

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0:00.0

Got to keep on the right side.

0:05.0

You got to keep all of the right side.

0:10.0

I spend my paycheck off my blue boots.

0:14.0

That's okay now I've got to be.

0:18.0

Keep all on the right side. You got to keep on the bright side.

0:21.6

You got to be on.

0:23.3

On the bright side.

0:27.2

Oh, what's that person got over there?

0:29.7

What's that a boat?

0:31.3

What's that a boat that can also drive on land?

0:34.5

Psh!

0:35.3

Oh, whatever.

0:36.4

What, whatever?

0:37.4

What's she got? She got some pearls. She got a pearl necklace. What a whore. What a whore? I bet she, she sucks some dick to get that. I, I hate her. I hate her and I hate him. Oh, yeah? I'm going to show all of you, motherfuckers. I'm going to burn it to the ground. What do you have that I don't have?

0:58.4

You have a million dollars? Oh yeah. I'll go kill somebody

1:02.0

for a million dollars right now. I'll go fuck you in the ass, you piece of shit.

1:06.2

And this is it. I got to have it. I got to have the things that you have.

1:09.9

Fuck you. I need it. I need it all.

1:12.5

Burn it down, baby. Hello. How are you? I'm good. How are you, Eddie?

1:20.1

All right. So we got a boat that drives on land. I believe that's called a duck boat.

1:24.3

Oh, I love them, except that whole lot of people died. A lot of people died. That's, you know, everything has a catch-22. Yes. And so you got your duck boat and then a murder, a hit for a million dollars. Yeah, I figure like, that's my price to kill somebody, probably. That's pretty expensive. Well, I mean, I could go to jail forever, so I need some compensation here. I bet that you could find someone to do it for 30 grand. Oh, no, I would kill somebody and they'd give me a million dollars. Oh, got you. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm not paying a million dollars. I don't want anybody dead. Black widow. I'm peace and love. I'll just poison them slowly.

2:02.0

Guys, this is the brighter side. We are here to talk to you about jealousy. Yes, we have

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