Bada being baddaboo.

Typically, the only way that someone is going to cut open your stomach and rip out your unborn baby

is if you're really, really, really, really high.

Welcome to a C-section.

It is a highly orchestrated procedure.

You've got to come in a few hours in advance before the scheduled C-section, or sometimes

it is an emergency, but they will stick you with an IV. They're going to stick you with a urinary

catheter because you can't even urinate on your own when you're numb. Then you crawl into this

fetal position on the hospital bed. That's what they tell you to do. And this is the best and worst part.

They're going to stick you with an epidural, which is a very, very long needle and it's going to go straight

around the membrane of your spinal cord. And within minutes, this is where it starts to feel

a little better. You get a tingling, warm sensation that starts in your feet and then it comes all the way up

your legs and then your stomach. And then all of that pain and discomfort that you felt previously,

you're not even going to feel it anymore. That is the joy of an epidural. You won't even be

able to feel or move your legs after all of that. Some people will shake and shiver a little bit,

but most people

are good. And when you're ready, you'll see a bunch of nurses pull in this sterile curtain.

It's kind of weird. It's like a curtain that comes and it sits right below your neck,

right above your chest. And it means that every time you try to look down, tuck your chin in

like you're working out, and you try to look at your

stomach, you don't see anything. You just see curtains. And then you see the doctor walk in,

you see nurses, and you can hear them, you can see anything above the curtain, but that's about it.

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