JDM jeans and Her Majesty's Hearse
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Jonny remembers a bizarre gift from Japan and Richard has some information about the Queen’s final journey. Also in this episode, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles in trouble on the A1, amusing terms from footballing, DJs having their records nicked, Top Gear as an advert for bootcut jeans, the new BMW XM, Hyundai N Eurobeat, the bagpipes of You’re The Voice, the Ogmios School of Zen Motoring, arriving with fewer things than you set off with, and a chodey shifter update.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter. This is Smith & Siff, a podcast in which two friends |
| 0:06.2 | talk about cars and many, many other things. I've never told you the story about the top |
| 0:15.0 | secret genes. Have I? I realize this is a sorority. I thought of all the stupid stories that |
| 0:25.7 | we've regaled on this cast and on video. I don't think I've ever brought up the top secret |
| 0:31.4 | genes. This is relevant to cars, just so you know. Oh it is, okay. This is the first |
| 0:36.6 | or top secret, is top secret a brand or were they genes that were classified? No, this |
| 0:42.3 | is a brand and this is back to Hux back to my max power days, max power magazine. So let's |
| 0:54.4 | set the scene. Somebody features or the mag features some big Japanese tuning cars because |
| 1:01.1 | they're in vogue at that time, well they still are, but you know this was the fast and |
| 1:06.2 | post-fast and furious too, I think, when things were massive around big pads, super |
| 1:12.8 | stuff like that. They'd gone to Japan, one a couple of members of the staff and featured |
| 1:20.2 | some of the tuning house cars and one of the tuning houses in Japan has a lot of list |
| 1:24.2 | as we'll probably know, it's called top secret and they were synonymous with doing midnight |
| 1:29.7 | club style, kind of illegal street racing and top secret actually brought over the Supra |
| 1:37.1 | to the UK and did 200 on the A1, which is irresponsible. Yes, I remember that. And he got |
| 1:43.8 | supported, Smoky, what was he called? Smoky Robinson, but it wasn't. And the Miracles. |
| 1:55.6 | Yeah, so you can imagine Smoky Robinson of the Miracles in some really fucking hair raising |
| 2:05.3 | 900 horse super, that's twitchy AF. They're trying to sing a song to the radio. The thing |
| 2:12.8 | is stepping out everywhere. They're trying to catch it. The tears of a clown, that is |
| 2:25.8 | the tears. That is the tears of a clown. The tears of my trousers caused by horrible incident |
| 2:31.5 | on the A1. So top secret, after this, after they did all these shoots and stuff for the |
| 2:38.6 | mag, they came back. And a couple of the, I think the cover car was a top secret skyline. |
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