JD Vance Laughs Off Trump’s Jesus AI & FEMA Official Teleports to a Waffle House? | Bao Nguyen

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🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Ronny Chieng dives into JD Vance's ill-prepared excuse for Trump’s Jesus AI, the VP telling Pope Leo how to pope, RFK Jr. utilizing his best asset for podcasting, and Trump saying he’ll “look into” FEMA head Gregg Phillips's Waffle House teleportation claims. In this installment of In My Opinion, Nick Offerman sounds off on how Trump is injecting his self-aggrandizing jackassery into America's 250th birthday - from slapping his John Hancock onto U.S. currency to staging a UFC battle at the White House - and calls on citizens to find their own way to patriotically party down. Acclaimed filmmaker Bao Nguyen sits down with Ronny to discuss his latest documentary, "BTS: The Return." They talk about following BTS’s creative process as a fly on the wall, the big reunion after the band completed their national military service, the documentary narrative around honesty rather than facts, and the band’s vulnerable moments when living out their normal lives. --To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/dailyshow -- Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/the-daily-show/ The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.6	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,
0:10.7	it's America's only source for news.
0:14.1	This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie T.
0:18.5	Thank you. Ronnie Mell! Welcome to a daily show. We got so much to talk about tonight. Hey, JD Vance jumps into the beef between Trump and God.
0:40.5	RFK launches a podcast best listen to on mute,
0:43.9	and Nick Offerman stops by to say that America might be 250 years old,
0:47.9	but he'd still hit it.
0:50.0	But first, let's kick things off with another installment of The Worst Wing.
1:01.5	What a bunch of losers.
1:07.2	Let's start with Vice President J.D. Vance.
1:10.3	He had to come out yesterday to defend President Trump from all the woke Christians who are trying to cancel him just because he might have said, I am Jesus, okay?
1:20.5	Hey, get over it, snowflakes. Where in the Trump Bible does it say you can't worship false idols?
1:27.3	So poor J.D. Vance had to come on and explain why you don't get it.
1:32.1	I think the president was posting a joke, and of course he took it down because he
1:35.3	recognized that a lot of people weren't understanding his humor in that case.
1:41.5	Shut up.
1:43.1	Shut up. It was a joke!
1:46.0	What's the matter? You guys don't have jokes at Jesus camp?
1:49.0	Everyone knows Trump posted this picture to be funny, right?
1:54.0	I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor.
2:00.0	Wait, wait, what did mean? A doctor? Okay, well, what do you mean? A doctor?
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