It's hard to decide which of the little boys that work for Donald Trump are the most incompetent.

But today we're going to pick on Pete Heggseth because that's always fun.

And Pete Heggseth was out campaigning against one of the only Republicans who doesn't want to protect pedophiles.

Let me say that again.

Out of all of the Republicans in Congress and Senate, there is one man who doesn't want to

protect pedophiles, the party of family values, the party of traditional marriage, the party of as Katie Miller says,

you need to breed and have all of these babies. Guess what? Stephen Miller doesn't, Stephen

Miller wants to protect pedophiles. So here we have Hegg Seth and he's dealing with some bad

wind in speech. Play the clip. Everybody, it's an honor to be here.

No better way to start a week than we're so truly. It's my honor to be here with you.

I'm an atheist and I really don't believe in magical thinking, but the fact that the wind was blowing and just

sabotaging his performance there, it makes me think of divine intervention, like a petty

god up there like, fuck this guy.

I completely agree.

And what's interesting to me is we are at war with Iran.

We started it.

We have no clear objectives. We are getting our asses kicked. Pete

Heck Seth is running around trying to hide the damage to U.S. military bases. But yet he's able to go to China.

Yet he's able to campaign for all these people. And here's the thing. He is so incompetent.

If I had a candidate, even if I was madly in love with the candidate that he was stumping for,

I would say, look what he's doing in Iran. If he endorses my candidate, I'm not voting for him.

But I dare say that won't be the case because these people love a fake alpha melt. They love for somebody to get up there and beat

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