We won the national championship the day that I was inaugurated as vice president as the Ohio State Buckeyes.

So I'm pretty lucky this year with sports.

Did you put an ask in, by the way, an inauguration night about whether you can catch a plane?

I did.

Yeah, I thought so.

There are stories that I am particularly focused on, in part just because you talk with your buddies about it.

Like I'm obsessed with the whole UFO thing. What's actually going on? What were those videos all about? He's a big UFO guys. I am. I've

been to Roswell. I've done the tours. I've done the whole thing. Did you see any aliens?

No, I saw the hangar where they were.

My political advice to the Democrats is continue to tell everybody who thinks Sidney is attractive as a Nazi. That appears to be their actual strategy. I mean, it actually

reveals something pretty interesting about the Dems, though.

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Keep the faith.

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