JD Vance Bombs His Book Tour & Scottish World Cup Fans Drink All the Beer in Boston | John Early

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Jordan Klepper dives into how JD Vance’s book tour exposes his lack of rizz, Scottish World Cup fans drink Boston bone dry, and Trump blames his pitiful Iran deal on… Obama? Plus, Ronny Chieng encourages people to keep their complaints about the Iran agreement to themselves to avoid Trump restarting the war. As Trump hits 80 and America counts down to the big 250, the president organized a patriotic event worthy of any 10-year-old: a badass UFC fight at the White House, complete with dirt bikes! Jordan went to D.C. to take in the hillbilly elegyness of it all, and to chat with attendees who were stoked to witness the American Dream of two sweaty guys fighting on the White House lawn. Writer, director and actor John Early talks to Jordan about 80s TV movies, food influencers, and his new film, “Maddie’s Secret” -- The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Stream full episodes on Paramount+ Follow TDS: YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	My darling, the carriage awaits. The Duchess herself will be there.
0:07.0	But what if he's already in the ballroom? Waiting?
0:10.2	Sorry, are we getting off here?
0:12.5	Huh? Oh, no. Next stop.
0:15.0	Lose yourself in a thrilling romantic story. Think again. Take the train with Southeastern.
0:22.3	Choose from our range of tickets.
0:25.1	Buy direct from us and pay no booking fees.
0:28.1	South Eastern.
0:32.7	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:40.3	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only sorts for news.
0:43.3	This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Kleber.
0:48.3	Thank you. Welcome to the Daily Show.
1:01.9	We've got so much to talk about tonight.
1:05.4	Boston is getting sober by accident.
1:08.1	I bro out at the White House's UFC fight,
1:10.7	and J.D. Vance has a new book out.
1:13.3	It's the perfect book to read on the beach
1:15.3	before walking into the ocean.
1:17.3	So, let's get into the headlines.
1:23.5	We are one week into the FIFA World Cup.
1:27.0	And yeah.
1:31.8	In FIFA heads, games were happening all over North America.
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