You, the algorithm thought that you were very much into, what's it called, muckbang?

Well, is that what's called?

I don't, I think that's what the kids told me was called, but it's like, maybe I am into it because I keep clicking them when they come up.

And I'm like, this beautiful young girl Yeah, Macbang. Girl is eating this soft, delicious cake.

Mm-hmm.

And I assume it's soft and fluffy so that she can eat all of it.

Like, there's no way she could eat a cake that wasn't, like, easy to consume if it was like a dense cake but it's like this beautiful

creamy looking purple and pink and just like that's really delicious and she's beautiful so it's

my fault because I'm clicking them but I don't know how it started you are into muckbang but I don't know how it started. You are into muckbang, but I don't know how it started.

Like, you watched what one appeared in your feet and you just lingered on it for too long and they're like, all right, this freak loves watching people eat.

I don't know.

Is it like something that people like masturbate to?

Yes. Oh. Of course. Why? It's just kind of relaxing, I guess. Pick a hashtag on Instagram and someone's whacking off to it. That's the way of the world. But a pretty girl eating is definitely in the top 100.

It's in the top 100, I would say.

They're really big spoons, too.

Scooping that creamy substance.

So it's all coming together.

It's all making sense now.

Click, click.

Hey, you know what?

There is no kink shaming here.

No.

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