JB Smoove

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Actor, comedian, and writer JB Smoove feels as though Conan is taking advantage of him and pressuring people into being his friend. JB sits down with Conan to talk about his favorite pitches that never made it to air, learning to read people by selling fire extinguishers, making strong choices on Curb Your Enthusiasm, and life lessons on fashion. Plus, Conan checks in with his team for another State of the Podcast address. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, my name is JB Smooth.
0:05.0	And I feel, oh man, you know, I feel as though Conan is singing a vanjemy and he's putting
0:14.2	pressure on people to be his friend.
0:16.6	That's a big thing to do.
0:18.5	It's like co-signing for a friend for a car that you know he can't afford.
0:25.2	Follows me here and now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking
0:33.4	loose, climb the fence, books and pens.
0:36.8	I can tell where we are going to be friends.
0:41.9	I can tell where we are going to be friends.
0:46.2	Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend and a very happy New Year.
0:52.2	This is our first episode of 2021.
0:57.4	What does it all mean?
0:58.4	I don't know, but it feels good to be out of it.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	I think all of us are happy to get 2020 into our rear-view mirror.
1:06.4	Thoughts about the New Year, Sonna, what do you, you know, do you have any resolutions
1:09.2	for this year?
1:10.2	Well, I want to put that vaccination in my body as quickly as possible and then go hug
1:16.2	dead.
1:17.2	That's going to be one of the big ones.
1:19.2	Do you have to explain to people who dead is?
1:20.7	Dead is my grandpa.
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