JB Smoove
The Three Questions with Andy Richter
Team Coco & Earwolf
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🗓️ 18 May 2021
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone. You are here on a special lawnmower outside edition of the three questions. |
| 0:21.0 | They should be done soon. But luckily, I have an old friend, an understanding old friend |
| 0:26.2 | on the show today, a very talented, hilarious friend. One of my favorite people, Mr. J.B. |
| 0:32.0 | Smooth. Hello. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you something. No, no, no, you just expect to anybody |
| 0:36.5 | out there in the world. The lessons are starting, but you don't have to explain life to these |
| 0:42.9 | motherfuckers out there in the world, man. You don't got to do that all the time. Yeah, you |
| 0:46.1 | mother fuckers all the time. People kind of feel like they got a splanshit all the time. |
| 0:50.5 | You're going to lie and fucking Twitter doesn't shit. It's a plane shit all the fucking time. Yeah. |
| 0:56.3 | Look, I want to say the motherfucking thing. I would have people thinking, oh shit, he got |
| 1:00.8 | the lawnmower in the background. See, it creates ambiance and depth depth to their life |
| 1:05.6 | and shit. I'm gonna fuck taller flushes dog barking. All that shit wife mad at me. All |
| 1:11.1 | that shit. Shippin' the couch motherfuckers. All that all that gets in your life. That's |
| 1:15.1 | life shit. People got the same shit going on as you. Some people right now you're worrying |
| 1:19.3 | about that motherfucker outside, leap blowing, right? Meanwhile, somebody's home listening |
| 1:24.5 | to you saying, I wish that motherfuckers stop leap blowing outside. I can't hear fucking |
| 1:29.0 | Andy and JB. It's the same life. Some people got a mothar online, so I don't know what |
| 1:34.6 | I'm bitching about. See, we're sitting here complaining about someone doing shit. Meanwhile, |
| 1:39.2 | somebody out there doing their own shit. That's right. You're playing it right. See? |
| 1:44.7 | How are you? We're not part of the same podcast family. I actually did a promo for your |
| 1:50.4 | new, it's daily, right? Your podcast? It's gonna be daily starting on the 26th. On the 26th. |
| 1:55.7 | It's gonna be daily. Tell me about it. Let's get the plug out of the way right at the top. |
| 2:00.9 | This is an amazing concept. It's called May I elaborate? So what I do here, Andy, I got |
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