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Quick word of warning. Today's episode contains a lot of

F-bombs and MF-bombs. So keep the kids away.

I don't often like to categorize my friends. This person is

this happens to be this ethnicity. This person is this religion. I just think of them as my friends.

But for some reason last night this came up and it occurred to me that I know and in friends with quite a few lesbians.

I don't know how that happened. I'm very happy about it. And so I was

kind of listing a lot of the friends I've made over the years who happen to be lesbians and

Christian grew silent. For some reason I instinctively got a little jealous. So I said,

well, I know lesbians too defensively. I got defensive. And then you said, oh, really like who?

Innocent. And then I thought and then I thought more and then I racked my brain.

It's a long pause. And I was like, I don't think I have any lesbian friends.

Well, you started getting paranoid that lesbians take like you. I know some of my ex-girlfriends who have

ended up dabbling in lesbians. That's right. Well, that counts. This is I'm guessing after they dated you.

Yeah, that's right after that's a whole that's a different podcast. That's a different intro.

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

Hey, everyone. Welcome to Life is Short. I'm your host Justin Long. Life could be a dream sweetheart.

And with me as always is my brother, Christian. Long. Hello. Christian Zachary Long.

Do you like that? I don't love you giving away with Z stands for. Oh, sorry. Christian Z-Long.

Giving away. What else could Z stand for? That you want to put? I used to say it's Zeus.

Zeus? Yes. How arrogant. Well, you think people will be arrogant of my parents are parents. Yeah.

Yeah. And also really, I mean, I hate to say this misleading. Hey, well, no, no, this is a podcast.

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