JB Smoove, Draft Lingo With Steven Cheah, Plus Listener FAQ’s
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 27 April 2021
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
Kyle Shanahan wants to kill us all and we give some final thoughts on the NFL Draft before round 1( 2:57 - 20:09). Big Cat is in a fight against a mascot (20:09 - 23:48). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including aggregators and masks (23:48 - 43:11). JB Smoove joins the show to talk about his new podcast, curb your enthusiasm’s newest season taping right now and more( 43:11 - 67:53). Steven Cheah joins the show to talk about his favorite draft memories, best mock drafters, and the draft of draft lingo (67:53 - 107:32). We finish with some great listener FAQ’s
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| 0:00.0 | Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have recurring guest, JB Smooth, from you know him, from Kirby or Enthusiasm. He's actually taping Kirby or Enthusiasm right now. He also has a new podcast. He pumps us up life affirmations. We also have Steven Chey, the senior draft analyst at Barstool Sports. Very funny with Steven Chey. We've drafted Daniel Jeremiah's buzzwords and then had Steven apply the name of the player that best suits that. So he stepped in a big time twice. There were two big. Controversial. he said that will they'll like the internet. Oh yeah, people are gonna be mad. We have hot seat cool throne and some FAQs before we get to all that liquid IV. You start your morning, you probably go to the gym, you maybe do some yoga. Well guess what you should be doing. You should be drinking liquid IV to make sure that your body stays hydrated all day long Making hydration should be a priority for you We all know that if you stay hydrated a lot of things happen a lot of good health things happen So I always drink my liquid IV right in the morning. I have my cup of coffee I have my liquid IV and I'm good to go for the rest of the day. I'm staying hydrated. Liquid IV contains five essential vitamins. More vitamin C than an orange and as much potassium as a banana. Healthier than sugary sports drinks, no artificial flavors or preservatives and less sugar, than an apple made with clean ingredients, non-GMO, vegan and free of gluten, dairy and soy. So make sure you check out liquid IV. They're also donating four million servings in response to COVID-19. Products are being donated to hospitals, first responders, food banks. Veterans in active military liquid IV has donated over 10 million servings globally. If you're walking around, you're thirsty. If you're feeling thirsty, if you're lagging, it's too late. That means you should have liquid IVed early in the morning, or maybe late in the afternoon to keep that energy going. Make sure hydration is a priority and do it with liquid IV. Grab your liquid IV in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 25% off when you go to liquid IV.com. Use code take at checkout. That's 25% off. Anything you order when you get better hydration today using promo code take at liquid ivy.com. Okay, let's go. BYE! BYE! BYE! Now in the street they rip violence and then I laugh and start the quote from the I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I, no, we're gonna rock it down too E-le, shake I value And then we're taking higher Oh, we're gonna rock it down too E-le, shake I value It's time to set up! Welcome to part of my take presented by liquid IV dot com use code take it check out you 25% off anything liquid IV dot com make sure you're staying hydrated today is Wednesday April 28th and I can't guarantee that anybody in the world will be alive on Sunday so I can't guarantee who'll be on a roster on Sunday that is Kyle Shanahan threatening the entire world with I don't know what asteroid what how's he gonna kill everyone well he was definitely threatening Jim threatening Jimmy Garoppolo. First thing I thought, the way that he phrased it, |
| 3:47.0 | which I mean, it was the easiest question to answer, |
| 3:49.8 | but not all he had to do was not imply that he was going to kill his start and quarterback. Yes. And it would have been fine, but then he was like, Jimmy Garoppolo might not even be alive. So none of us might be alive. it sounds like a threat to the threats all of it's it but especially to jimmy i |
| 4:03.0 | see i actually scheduled a tweet i think it's going out sunday morning |
| 4:06.1 | uh... just to tweet at jimmy garapolo to make sure that he's still good bro you good you okay you alive He's saying essentially like it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to Jimmy before Sunday so I can't guarantee they like I'll put it this way if you're a police officer and You hear Kyle Shanahan say that and then Jimmy Garoppolo having for bid somehow dies before Sunday. Who's the first call you're going to make? It's Kyle Shanahan. It's it's Kyle Shanahan. It's the first to thank him for his support in John Lynch. Yeah, then Kyle Shanahan straight up be like, Hey, where were you? Do you have an alibi going on? Yes, he's probably going to kill him. It's the most like football guy answer to just not be able to answer something straight up and instead making it way, way bigger and be like, hey, listen guys, we're in a pandemic in this economy, who can guarantee anything? Who knows what a roster is anymore? What is he, what even is a roster? A roster is a construct by the NFL. He's like, this could be a simulation. That we're all in. We're in the matrix. |
| 5:05.7 | Is anybody alive? |
| 5:06.6 | Imagine if Kyle Shanahan and his next press conference just brought out the red and blue pill and was like, you choose whether you want Jimmy Gropel on the Niners. I also, this is the end for Jimmy Gropel. I think we all can agree. We always joke about the voter confidence like a coach will get and that usually means the end or when a coach says, you know, these |
| 5:25.6 | are my guys. |
| 5:26.6 | I'm not looking for another job that usually means they're looking for another job Jimmy Grapple got the worst possible Complement from Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch during their press conference John Lynch said that he has been a pro Jimmy's been a pro and he said he really has I just spoke spoke to him over the weekend, he's here, he's taking part in our virtual meetings, plans on doing at the work, being at the workouts, Jimmy's been completely professional as he always has been with us. That is such a bare minimum thing to compliment a guy being like, listen, he showed up. He was at work and he has not complained yet and that's really where the compliments sent when you say somebody's a pro as a head coach It just means that they've accepted their binching like a man. Mm-hmm That's the direct translation of what that means. Yes, you'll never hear like after quarterback goes out and throws for six touchdowns and four hundred yards Talk about how Pat Mahomes played out their coach read well, you know Patrick. He's he was a pro out there today No, it's never that. It's usually like Alex Smith getting benched for Patrick Mahomes played out their coach read. Well, you know, Patrick, he's, he was a pro out there today. No, it's never that. |
| 6:25.8 | It's usually like Alex Smith getting benched |
| 6:28.5 | for Patrick Mahomes. |
| 6:29.9 | How, describe how Alex Smith is in the QB room. He's a pro. Rarely though, you could get, he's a pro's pro. And then he actually might be good. A pro's pro, but a pro, yeah. pro is uh... i mean it it's just state they're just stating facts approach |
| 6:42.7 | everybody on sunday and technically by the letter of the law |
| 6:46.8 | jimmy grapple is a professional football player pros pro is what you say to uh... borderline hall you say to julie and edelman after he retires if you're peter king yeah or because he picked up my phone calls yep and he was tough it's a pros pro is synonymous with uh... as good of a player as he was he's an even better person they don't usually say that |
| 7:06.6 | for like incredible players right right it's really hard to be an incredible human being the headline you can take away from this is cow shanahan essentially said jimmy grapple is still alive right now to the best of my knowledge yes that's that's all you can take away from also just a big just chill out man to the entire entire forty nine is for an office because uh... john lynch also said the forty |
| 7:26.8 | nine is have attended |
| 7:28.1 | a hundred seventy six college games and practices conducted for hundred zoom calls interviewed six hundred players and attended a hundred twenty eight separate pro days to come to these you know what that is that's that's a little uh... getting in front of it that's uh... that That's what Billy's been doing this week with his |
| 7:45.0 | who's back and his hot seat cool throw just throwing |
| 7:47.3 | some stats out there to get to help his rest of that. That's just straight up, we put the hours in. Yeah. That's if you're a salesperson and you know that you're going to miss your quota, you just dial every number, even the ones that you know are not in service anymore. So they show up on your call log like, look, i'm actually putting the time into this yes they're afraid that they're going to make the wrong decision i think and also |
| 8:06.7 | kyle i think kyle shanhan specifically is |
| 8:09.4 | maybe the So they show up on your call log like, look, I'm actually putting the time into this. Yes. They're afraid that they're going to make the wrong decision, I think. |
| 8:06.0 | And also Kyle, I think Kyle, Shane Han specifically is maybe the least chill Kyle on the planet. Yes. Well, Kyle's in general aren't very chill. They're more aggro. They're aggro. Yeah, they drink monster energy and they fucking punch holes through walls. I would go chill power rankings for Kyle in this draft, |
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