Jay's Wall Splat

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Jay Oakerson

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The Heelys have finally arrived and the guys waste no time in dangerously trying them out on the carpet. Jay gets discouraged and needs a pep talk to brave his new roller shoes. | Jacob reaches a milestone achievement that no one seems to care about. He completed "The Seven Exercises Every Man Should Do." Bobby attempts the pull-ups using trick videography and Jay stretches out into a wall splat and proves the maneuver is worthy of its name. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Olkerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.1	Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
0:10.6	Jiggle, trickle, trickle.
0:12.0	Jacob, stop complaining so early in the fucking show.
0:14.8	We had to put our fucking heelies on, dude.
0:17.6	Chill, bro.
0:18.4	Enjoy the bit.
0:19.3	Don't poo-poo everything.
0:24.0	Stank face. Well, he did have a rough day yesterday what happened i don't know corillilli spilled a full blue moon into his duffel bag
0:30.0	that was fun remember that jigg was in there detailing on his hands and knees like cinderella
0:35.1	i laughed about that last night i laughed about it last night. I laughed about it this morning. Yeah. Just picturing you. Still smells like beer. Humiliating. Smelling yeast on the way home. It's the worst smell from like fermented beer. Sticks. Sticky. The worst. Correlli did in my podcast last night.
0:55.3	He spilled another blue moon.
0:57.2	Did he?
0:57.6	Yeah, he spilled a whole cup, those big beer cups.
1:02.9	Maybe he's less blue moons.
1:04.2	Nah, maybe that.
1:06.6	He talks too much with his hands.
1:08.5	And he's not used to sitting down drinking.
1:10.5	He's used to standing up holding his drink. Oh, dude, be careful. I'm not going to be able to do these. Tell people what we're doing. I'm afraid. I'm afraid already. Our helies came in. I'm going to do a split. No, dude, you got it. You got it. Nope. It's like skiing, bro.
1:28.0	It's all mental.
1:28.5	I don't know how to ski.
1:29.6	It's okay.
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