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Pardon My Take

Jay Pharaoh, Hard Knocks Is A Bummer, And Billy Has A Secret Only Fans

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Hard Knocks is a bummer and we figured out why. NBA playoffs and the Blazers are officially dead (2:18- 17:26). Playoff hockey and Joe Judge is still working to be football guy of the year (17:26 - 19:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Chris Webber being absolutely terrible at announcing and Lucas Giolito's no hitter (19:57 - 39:41). Comedian Jay Pharoah joins the show to talk about his new movies, his career at SNL, being the impression guy, the time ScarJo ruined Mayweather/Pacquiao and more (39:41 - 75:26). Segments include Talking Soccer, Billys list, Guys on Chicks and we remember how much of a legend Shoenice is.


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.

0:06.4

Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have comedian Jay Farrow. Awesome interview with Jay Farrow. We got him to do a couple of impressions. He actually just kind of did him. We didn't really make him. Yeah, it was in the flow of conversation. But really cool conversation about his career SNL, other things.

0:28.2

We have hard knocks. We have playoff basketball, hot seat, cool throne, guys on chicks. It is a Wednesday show. Before we get to all of that, part of my take is brought to you by the Cash App. We're always brought to you by the Cash App, because we're in the the cash app studio right this second It is the easiest place to send money to your friends. It's also the safest. You don't want to be sending grubby Disgusting money handing it over right now Corona is still out there. You need to be going Digital with it. Get digitized with the cash app links directly to your bank account Super super easy to use and we love love love the cash app they are the best goal find them on Twitch find them on Instagram find them on Twitter if you have a cash tag they might just give you free money but you have to have a cash tag it's also fantasy football season don't be the loser doesn't pay up pay with the cash cash app right away super easy instant just do it, you are paid up, you're not that asshole that everyone hates. You I'm talking about you, Kyle, fucking pay next year. All right, and of course, when you download the cash app, enter the referral code bar stool, you get $10 for free, $10 the ASPCA, so go download the cash app right now, do it, do it, the astro Google Play Store today get the cash app okay let's go And then I laugh so hard, where can we stand? Look at the hand I low-washin' And then I can't get all on the floor Oh, no, we're gonna rockin' down to E-le, shake I value And then we're thinking higher Oh, we're gonna rockin' down to E-le, shake I value It's part of my take Presents by wrong stool sports Welcome to part of my take is in about the cash app go down one right now use code bar So you get $10 for free $10 to ASPC a today is Wednesday, August 26th and Hard knocks is a bummer Duh the kidding me give me a goddamn time lapse of a stadium being built It's not that hard set up a camera walk away. It's a dud. The kid didn't even give me a goddamn time lapse with a stadium being built.

2:45.7

It's not that hard.

2:46.8

Set up a camera, walk away.

2:48.8

It's not that hard.

2:49.7

I'm dumb.

2:50.2

I want to see a time lapse. I have a theory. So the first episode was obviously all coronavirus, and that was a bummer in its own right. And then I thought, you know what? episodes two and three they're gonna get better we're gonna be like getting our juices flowing

3:03.6

football it feels back here Here's my theory. Hard knocks needs the preseason because you watch hard knocks on Tuesday nights and then you watch the actual games happen and you like see what's happening on the field. You're like, oh, there's that corner back that we keep hearing about who's trying to make the team.

3:25.6

He had an interception, whatever it may be.

3:28.4

And then it's this mind fucked. It's almost like when you look up at a jumbo tron and you see yourself and you can't understand how you're looking at yourself on the jumbo tron, but then the camera's looking at your face. the time warp of watching something filmed in real time.

3:44.0

We've lost that element.

3:45.6

So now we're just watching like,

3:47.1

oh, let's just check in with this training camp.

3:49.5

Pfft. time warp of watching something filmed in real time. We've lost that element. So now we're just watching like oh let's just check in with this training camp. Yeah when you see a guy on a field in a preseason game. First of all it's on TV. So it's that 30 frames per second right. When we're watching hard knocks that's on film. It's a little bit slower. What's that? Hey 24 frames per second. 60 or 120 probably 240. The point is it looks a little different.. What's that, hey, 24 frames per second? 60, 420, probably 240.

4:06.8

The point is, it looks a little different.

4:09.6

They should just play some of the clips of the scrimmages

4:13.0

in that TV format.

4:14.5

So it looks like I'm seeing them in a different times

4:16.8

or a different parameter.

4:18.0

But I know what you're saying.

4:18.8

It's like a blend of reality

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