Jay Mohr (feat. Rick's Dad and Cousin Teddy)
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2025
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Jay Mohr takes his shoes off then meets Rick's Dad & Cousin Teddy.
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JAY MOHR
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You ever get stoned to count your dog's nipples? |
| 0:03.6 | It's a girl? |
| 0:07.3 | No. |
| 0:11.5 | Day 10. |
| 0:12.7 | Look at this. |
| 0:14.1 | I'm a guy. |
| 0:15.1 | In a nipple. |
| 0:15.8 | You got one nipple. |
| 0:17.4 | How much counting? |
| 0:18.4 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 0:20.3 | How much counting is going on? |
| 0:22.0 | I mean, it's one fucking nipple. |
| 0:23.5 | You think he has one nipple? |
| 0:25.2 | One on each side, for God's sake. |
| 0:27.3 | It's not like a big deal here, you know? |
| 0:29.2 | Scoop do. |
| 0:31.4 | Blabity blue. |
| 0:35.1 | Scoop dee. |
| 0:36.2 | Scoop dee. |
| 0:39.3 | Oh, yeah! Scoop D Scoop D Oh yeah He |
| 0:41.3 | He |
| 0:43.3 | It's |
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