Jay Larson | RE: Celebrity Crushes & Setting Boundaries
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Jay Larson! Letter one comes from Becky who dug Tony Danza in the 80s and wants to know who we crushed on. In our second letter, Nick struggles with setting boundaries. We also talk Ska, Chicago Dogs, toilet paper, and more!
We wish you well, sincerely,
Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk and Rory Scovel
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| 2:22.8 | I got a mailbox in the front. What is that? Is that Scott? Is that Scott? That's a type of music. What is that? Is that a spoken word right now? |
| 2:52.0 | Scott? I got a mailbox in the front. Just Scott have to have horns. Is that like a staple? Yes, like if it doesn't have horns, it's not. It's just punk. |
| 3:04.7 | It's not. Yeah. First of all, isn't the police early Scott? Why do you say that? Why would you? Why would you come on? Maybe because I'm using a story. |
| 3:12.1 | We even use this camera. We had a Myers over here. These are real. Oh, this is all fake. These are fake. Scott. Did you like Scott? Tell us about the effect that the mighty, mighty boss tones had on Boston. |
| 3:28.5 | No, I love it. We're going to get to it. I don't even I'm sure it isn't good. Okay. I just love anything with brass. Same, you know, Chicago. |
| 3:42.9 | No, I mean, Chicago uses a lot of brass. Is Chicago Scott? Like would you say that was early? No, no, no, not even. I actually would say. CTA was Scott, but then they became |
| 3:55.0 | Chicago. There you go. I'm pretty sure because he was a good pole with Chicago transit authority. Yeah. Anything. Chicago, you're down for. Yeah, I tell you, I had a Chicago dog for the first time this year when I went to |
| 4:07.5 | Duzeneys. Mm-hmm. And I was so scared. I wasn't taking a shit. Where did you where do you have them? Winner Circle? So here's the deal. I didn't I didn't have enough time to like go find where to get it. So I had it at the ballpark. I just got |
| 4:20.7 | Chicago dog at the ballpark. Do they have short peppers? Yes, they had the whole deal. Okay. And I was like, this is going to be terrible. And I took the first bite. And I was like, that's not bad. And then by the end of the dog, I was like, I don't want to hotdog any |
| 4:33.6 | other way. It for some reason. It works. I've never had a Chicago. Meadows, which is, yeah, me neon green relish, which is I don't audience. Yeah, cooked or uncooked usually uncooked peppers. Yeah, |
| 4:46.4 | little short peppers. And it was made of wild taste. How are the tomatoes cut the half long? Like you would slice them and then cut them. They're not chopped. Yeah, they're not chopped or anything. No, anyway, I was like, you know, mustard yellow mustard. Yeah, yeah, come on. |
| 5:02.5 | The only mustard. Hey, if people want ketchup, live your own life. Just I just, I don't need it. Did I tell you when I was in Boston and I at the turn stopped to get a hotdog and I go, and I go catch up. |
| 5:16.4 | The woman there, the another was like in line at this golf course, not even the employee. She goes catch up. And I was like, yeah, catch up. And the guy goes, you want to catch up. Yeah, I just catch up on a hot dog. And I go, is that crazy? And she goes, I mean, if you're a kid, no. |
| 5:36.3 | That was the first time in my life that I got ashamed realized that certain places. I think it's absurd to put catch up on a hotdog. |
| 5:44.7 | Yeah, first of all, I grew up where that was the most standard thing you did. Yeah, but that's how I grew up too in Boston. But the thing I love even more about Boston is that was like low, low key flex on a new |
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