As someone who I think is quoted as saying, I don't like Jackson Dart, let's see if that opinion has changed as you begin your official stat prediction.

And just so we're all on the same page, it is completions, attempts, yards, touchdown picks, rushing attempts, yards if there's something else you want to throw in.

Okay?

Don't get overly cute.

You don't have to give us a QB rating.

That's a little too complicated.

No, I got the basics written down.

So Sean Morash, big fan of Jackson Dart, I've been told.

Lead it off.

Jackson Dart, Sunday, will go 22 of 29 for 239 yards, one touchdown pass, one interception. He will carry the

ball five times for 42 yards and run it in the end zone himself once. That's pretty good

game. That's a pretty damn good game. Two touchdowns, that kind of completion percentage,

240 yards. It's difficult sometimes because if you're playing from behind, you're obviously forced to

throw a lot more, so that can be a little deceiving. So off the top, I'd say, that's a pretty damn good first NFL star for Jackson Dard. Yeah, he's not going to throw for 300, but I think he's reputable out there. Tommy Lugauer. Okay, as far as the passing, I'm going to say Jackson Dart will go 18 for 27 for a buck 80, one TD, one interception.

As far as his rushing yards, let's say six attempts, 30 yards, and he will sneak one in for a touchdown.

So two touchdowns, a pick, and around 220 total yards.

Nothing crazy so far from the fanboys.

I'm surprised.

Like good stats, not bad stats, but nothing over the top.

Yeah.

Tiki Barber!

I think he's going to go 20 of 38.

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