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Casuals with Katie Nolan

SiriusXM

Society & Culture, Women's Sports, Comedy, Pop Culture, Katie Nolan, Sports

4.8 • 877 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Hello! It's the podcast that has Gary Vaynerchuk impressions for days. Today, Katie and the Casualties break down the mystery behind who officially coined "Can't turn a ho into a housewife", whether Chris' Christmas movie picks are insane, a further pedantic breakdown of Do They Know It's Christmas?, and how Monday night's false report about Abdul Carter's film session is the latest system of social media being completely broken. Then, comedian Lucas Zelinick joins the show [12:08] to talk about his upbringing as a sports fan and why he'll never win a Stanley Cup, obstructed view seats, his past as a professional skier, his lack of Olympic dreams and the upcoming Winter Olympics, Ski Mountaineering as the next great Olympic sport, the danger of the skeleton, the joy of the Monobob, his foray into fantasy football this year and his jealousy of Isabella, his potential defense of Lane Kiffin, and analysis of Lane Kiffin's best aliases at college bars, being a New York Giants fan and Younghoe Koo's very bad Monday, the Blooper of the Year, Jaxson Dart's brain and the playing style that endangers it, his history with his parents' liquor cabinet, his Yankees fandom, the 2026 World Cup and the Village People's upcoming performance at the World Cup draw, the USMNT's chances, ranking his favorite rich people he's ever met, ranking his favorite Sports Nepo Babies, and his strong desire to get sued by Arch Manning. Then we wrap with a look at Isabella's fantasy football team and their inevitable weekly result, and the games to watch this weekend.

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0:00.0	Hey, Isabella, did you see that a, of course you did, a raccoon went on a drunken rampage in a Virginia liquor store and then passed out on the bathroom floor?
0:12.9	So.
0:15.7	I don't see how you could have any follow-ups.
0:18.6	A masked burglar broke into the, No, it is really a raccoon.
0:22.0	Oh.
0:22.6	Broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf.
0:28.3	A cheap date.
0:29.8	Where the scotch and whiskey were stored.
0:31.8	The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace.
0:34.3	Bottles were smashing.
0:35.4	A ceiling tile collapsed.
0:37.2	An alcohol pooled on the floor. And so the raccoon licked it up? Mm-hmm. And then they found him passed out in the bathroom. Do you think he was back down or stomach down? I know for a fact he was stomach down. Oh, wait, let me hold it up again? You're not going to be able to see it. It's a video. It's just really small.
0:54.9	But he is stomach down next to the door.
0:57.8	Raccoons are scary, bro.
0:59.4	What do you mean?
0:59.9	They're so cute.
1:01.9	You see a raccoon at nighttime, like walking and you think it's cute?
1:05.3	Yeah.
1:05.8	Oh, no.
1:06.5	Am I not supposed to pick it up?
1:08.4	No.
1:21.6	No. Hello! And welcome to casuals, the sports podcast that gets you caught up on everything
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