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Got a great show for you today. Actually, a bunch of football today on this gorgeous Tuesday here in New York.

It's that in a second.

But I think we can finally all admit to ourselves.

What I said yesterday, against what Big Mac said yesterday, the home run derby sucks.

It's an unwatchable sporting event that I pay very little attention to and have very little interested. Good afternoon, Big Mac. How are you today? I'm doing great because last night I enjoyed the home run derby. We're talking about it. Last night was awesome. It was not awesome. The home run derby was way better than it's been. There were a hundred fewer home runners. Yes, they hit a lot less home run. How is that better? It's a home run derby. I understand that.

It's like, hey.

Because it built the drama.

Hey, let's have a dunk contest with less dunks. Right? I wish. With more stars, less dunks, it built the drama. I thought the best part by far with the fans in Philly. And we don't like to give the fans in Philly much credit around here.

But man, they made that, they were booing everybody.

They were booing the kids in the outfield dropping pop-ups. I mean, they booed everybody that wasn't Harper or Schwerver. It was awesome. I thought the drama built. We got to see the home runs go into the stands as opposed to just watching swing after swing after swing every three seconds. Like we actually saw the drama build. I thought it was an incredible atmosphere. It felt like a playoff game. It felt like a playoff game. The atmosphere was playoff game. It was not. It was stunk. There's nothing good about it. If it wasn't, it wasn't true. We're going to sit there and watch four balls go past us and not swing the bat because we're not up against the clock. Dude's fathers can't throw strikes. That's true. 19 different camera angles I don't need. That's true as well. L. Duncan, who I like but was terrible as the host. Alex Rodriguez, who knows nothing about Justin Verlander, who's a first ballot Hall of Famer,

who didn't realize he was like the second overall picking a draft and was never sent down?

That was surprising by Alex, yes.

Like, what are we?

And Will Ferrell wasn't funny.

Will Ferrell's not funny anymore?

Like, but this was a playoff atmosphere?

In the end, when it was

Schwarber or Harper weren't in the finals, it wouldn't have been.

But because Schwarver was in the finals and the way they treated it,

they were cheering every misswing and non-home run.

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