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Jax in Mental Health House (The Valley S2 E4 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley discuss Luke Broderick saying that the food at SUR is pure shit, Lindsay Hubbard teasing that she might be on the next season of RHONY, and even way more news that. (00:00 - 19:50) We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 4) - "Santa Barbara Bags and White Flags". (19:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. AI SUMMARY OF THE EPISODE: In this conversation, Riley and Amy discuss various topics related to reality TV, focusing on the recent critiques of SUR Restaurant's menu by Luke Broderick, the potential for Lindsay Hubbard to join the Real Housewives of New York, and the dynamics of the cast in The Valley. They explore the implications of seating arrangements in reunions, the excitement surrounding a trip to Santa Barbara, and humorous cultural blind spots that arise in their discussions. In this episode, the conversation delves into Jax's tumultuous journey through a mental health facility, exploring the emotional turmoil he inflicts on Brittany through incessant texts. The group engages in light-hearted race car activities, juxtaposed with serious discussions about emotional manipulation and conflict resolution. The episode culminates in a healing circle, where the cast reflects on their struggles and aspirations, highlighting the importance of support and connection amidst chaos. In this episode, Riley and Amy delve into the complexities of Jax's mental health journey, his controversial apology to Tom Sandoval, and the dynamics of relationships among the cast. They discuss Danny's voiceover career, Jesse's emotional struggles, and the tensions arising from drunken antics. The conversation also touches on the upcoming reunion and the current season of Atlanta, highlighting cast dynamics and viewer reactions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.3

Well, I don't think Luke Broderick from the Valley is getting an invite to have a one-on-one candlelit dinner with Lisa at Sir anytime soon.

0:15.3

That's right. Turtle Time has confirmed that Luke went on the reality tea virtual reality podcast and said the food at sir

0:23.6

is pure shit. He confirmed that goat cheese balls tasted like shit and had too much cheese in them.

0:29.7

And he also didn't even like the Pinky's pork patty, which is one of Chef Joe's specialties.

0:36.4

So Ken Todd is breathing a major sigh of relief today.

0:40.5

That seat next to Lisa is still all yours.

0:45.0

Oh my God.

0:46.3

They were talking about, I don't remember them being so filled with cheese that it was

0:52.3

overwhelming, do you?

0:54.0

No, no, no.

0:54.6

My theory was that she was skimping on the goat cheese and getting extra fried crust.

1:02.9

He was making him sound like they're the size of like the cheesecake factory mac and cheese balls.

1:08.7

I remember them being like eyeball size. Me too. They were the size of

1:13.9

like pupils, not even eyes. And there was I, I, they were kind of virtual reality. No offense to them.

1:20.4

But they also said that she serves four. And no, she serves three. We were just talking about this.

1:26.2

They always allow one to be eaten on the way to the table. So you just serves three. We were just talking about this. They always allow one to be eaten on the way

1:28.8

to the table. So you just get three. And I thought the same thing. Well, anyway, what we're

1:34.3

talking about is that I kind of, I thought it was interesting. Luke was very honest on this podcast

1:39.5

about how he felt about the food. And after years of hearing, you know, how deliciouso every dish on the

1:47.3

surm menu is, it was kind of shocking to me to hear Luke be so candid about those food items.

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