Oh my sweet Lord y'all, I am looking at my Patreon account and I currently have 219 patrons,

which is insane. Like, I don't even understand it, but I love it and I love everyone that

is supporting the podcast. You guys are my angels. And yeah, there's lots of good stuff to come.

I mean, so Jackson Brittany has one episode left. Thank fucking God. After that, the podcast will take

a brief hiatus until season 6 of Vanderpump Rules premieres. And then I will be back Guns Blazing,

ready to cover the shit out of this next season. So think about getting involved. I mean,

the great news is that at any level you come in on, you get access to bonus episodes. And

there are rewards built into every level. So like last night I had my first Google hangout with

the $10 plus patrons. And it was so fun to like put faces to names and meet people who are not

only fans of the podcast, but are supporting it and people that love to talk Vanderpump Rules,

because that's obviously my obsession. So it's stuff like that that's like it's a way to connect

with you guys. And I want to make sure that anyone who gives me something gets something great in

return. So think about getting involved. One dollar gets you a lot of laws. If you're interested

in checking it out or getting more info, you can visit www.patrion.com slash sexy unique podcast.

And now without further ado, we're getting this show on the fucking road.

You're listening to this sexy unique podcast.

And I'm gonna see you. Marry me.

Hey y'all. Hey y'all. It's Lauren Ryan.

Speaking to you from the ranch. Speaking to you from the 7th circle of hell.

Where we are now. Speaking to you from Jerry's trunk. Because she found us and she broke into our apartment.

She's fixing to die. I'm like I'm hog tied, but I just spit the apple out of my mouth. And

this is my cry for help. Y'all help me. Her trunk does know nice though. Nice perfume.

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