Jawbone of an Asshole - 021
The How-To Heretic
How to Heretic
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🗓️ 14 February 2018
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
This week! Uncle Dan explains the long honored biblical prohibition against shaving babies and extols the virtues of carcass honey, Uncle Doug takes a knee like the commie pinko he is, and Andrew Seidel of the Freedom From Religion Foundation joins us to chat about the state of freedom in these United States and how we all can protect it.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome friends. |
| 0:06.6 | To the how-to heretic. |
| 0:08.2 | I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan. |
| 0:10.7 | And this is your user's guide to life on the outside. |
| 0:14.0 | That's right. |
| 0:15.0 | Leave in religion is the first step into a larger better world. |
| 0:18.0 | But it can also be a scary world. |
| 0:20.0 | Things work differently now. |
| 0:22.0 | Never fear. That's why we're here. We're your audio uncles, |
| 0:25.6 | and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields. |
| 0:28.6 | We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. |
| 0:32.1 | After all, you only get one that we know of, |
| 0:34.6 | so you better make the most of it. |
| 0:36.2 | Strap in, let's roll! Well, Uncle Dan, here we go. We have a- We're doing it again. We have a great show this week. |
| 0:51.0 | We're doing it live. Dan is going to tell us a little bit about God, another amazingly vacant, morally vacant Bible story that we all think we know, no we don't know a lot of stuff happens |
| 1:04.6 | a lot of stuff happens but there's no reason for any of you go ahead and try and you |
| 1:08.8 | discern the lesson for yourself yeah and, Mark, or not you, Doug, actually. |
| 1:15.0 | Uncle Doug is going to teach us some stuff about US history. |
| 1:19.0 | That's right. |
| 1:20.0 | So we're going to learn all about all about that. It's bad. |
| 1:24.1 | All of US history is bad. And then |
| 1:27.1 | Uncle Dan, well in my absence, interviewed Andrew Seidel. I did. I did it all by myself. |
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