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Add free on Amazon Music. You ain't shit with a hairy-ass chest and motherfucker. You ain't shit, cuss? You got a way. There we go. Yeah. What's that? You got me fucked up. You got me fucked up. You do this for this shit. I don't do this for this shit. But I'll fuck you up,

bitch. This ain't this is real. Yeah, well, he can be a heat fan. He can be a Gator fan.

I don't need another fan. Fuck you, Nicky Smok. Don't be a J-Will fan.

Hooping and hollering. We're from Chicago today. We're out here from Chicago. You guys just gifted me this hat from Grove 23, Michael Jordan's golf course. Michael Jordan, bro. Listen, every time I get a C.M.J., listen, I'm going to tell you a quick story. We just down there the other day, me and my homies. Okay. And we seemed like we played all day right so i'm ready to go bro because i'm trying to get to the balcony i got i got i got you yeah so smart man yeah these guys were sitting in the lunchroom there at the grove and and we see mj out there coming around 18 you know what i'm saying all these guys want to sit there and wait on mj to come through there and because because MJ going to say what's up to you that's what he does when you're at the grove he says what's up to all members all their guests wow that's what it is so we're sitting there and I find out we're sitting there waiting on MJ and I'm like well shit yeah I'm fin to go I see y'all later I'll catch y'all at the hotel because i are you know what i'm saying you've had that experience yeah me and mj homies you know that's that's light to me right okay okay mj j will

it's light yeah best friends like this sort of kind of you know what i'm saying of course but different

tax brackets yeah but way but but closer than the rest of us, you know what I mean?

Yeah, but maybe closer than some of us, but not everybody in this room. Yeah, some people went here and got a longer dick than Jay Wilters. Sam, you're talking about. Yeah. Might be Sam. Got it. But anyway, I said, yeah, I'm out of here. I'm going to go piss. and I'll meet you all at the hotel.

So I go piss, come out of the pisser.

Lo and behold, there's MJ.

No.

At his locker.

No. I'm out of here. I'm going to go piss, and then I'll meet you all at the hotel. So I go piss, come out of the pisser.

Lo and behold, there's MJ at his locker.

No. And I'm like, whoa. Just me and him in the locker room. I don't want to bother, buddy. You know what I'm saying? He got his hands full of shit. You know what I'm saying? He's picked everything up. got the cigar lit in the locker room, right?

He's gathering up his dick or what?

Oh, he need a, I think he might need a crane or something.

Wheelbarrow. Yeah, wheelbarrow. But he picked all this shit up and he sees me. And I'm like, bro, he put all that shit down and gave me a hug. What? Yeah, bro, I didn't want to let go, MJ. I ain't going to lie. What? Yeah, so... Did you guys get dressed first or just... No, we were already dressed. Oh, okay. Got it.

He on his way out the door to his car. Got it. So my rag glass go back in and tell all these boys, hey, look, y'all in here waiting on him back there just chopping it up. He gave me a hug and he left. So y'all bring y'all's rag glass on back to the hotel now. Oh, my gosh. So they all missed MJ and you got all of MJ

just because you wanted to avoid him.

All love.

It's white chocolate but

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