I'm going to Hello everyone if you're a man that measures his weener starting in his

but hole you've come to the right podcast. Hello everyone my name is the delicious

Nicholas I thought that was the only way you're supposed to measure it I've been doing

it wrong that's I measure it or right I sit on the tape measure and then I measure it.

I'm Rob Dogg, guys, how's everybody doing?

Today is fabulous Monday.

Oh, you don't mean that.

I don't, I fucking hate Mondays.

They're disgusting.

I know. It's like an old stinky man that shits his pants

and you never know when he's gonna do it

Oh man

secret pooper every Monday we got a secret pooper yeah

I'm a secret pooper that's what we should do for Christmas this year instead of secret Santa secret pooper we should do secret poopers

shitting boxes we get a large group of broughillo Nation, compatriots, and we just mail each other boxes of shit.

I guess who they are, whose turns or whose?

We'll start a, you know, there's always that thing that goes around every year where the girls are always like like and share this gift chain

You'll end up with way more gifts than you give I'm just like that math doesn't math for me. Yeah, that makes no sense. I see that every year. No, I don't see that. Gift chain.

You lying ass bitch. That sounds fucking phony.

Big fat phony. Hey! Speaking of big fat phony, he's a phony. Speaking of big fat phonies, we got new... Big Fat Phony, hey!

Speaking of Big Fat Phonies, we got new patron subscribers.

Hell yeah.

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