Jason & The Desert Tortoise
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Our question, what is the most ridiculous situation you've had to deal with the work? |
| 0:03.2 | 206-803 rock. |
| 0:04.7 | Hello, Jason. |
| 0:06.0 | Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:07.9 | Oh, holla, fellas. |
| 0:09.3 | Ola. |
| 0:09.6 | Ola. |
| 0:12.7 | Okay. |
| 0:13.8 | Well, let's get into it. |
| 0:15.6 | So I retired from the military in 2022. |
| 0:24.4 | A year before, well, a few years before that, I was out of the Mojave Desert, and I got stuck guarding the corpse of a desert tortoise for about 48 hours. Some |
| 0:33.8 | guys in another unit decided they wanted to capture this thing and try to smuggle it back to Alaska. |
| 0:39.5 | Well, it ended up dying, and we had to wait for the wildlife and fish department or whoever they are to come and deal with this. |
| 0:47.2 | And so I got stuck guarding the corpse of a giant desert tortoise for about two days. |
| 0:52.9 | Let me ask you that. |
| 0:54.3 | That's awful. Say you ask you this. Jesus. |
| 0:55.7 | Say, uh, that's awful. |
| 1:01.0 | Say you didn't guard the corpse of a giant dead tortoise in the middle of the goddamn desert. |
| 1:02.0 | What, what was their fear? |
| 1:03.4 | What did they think would happen? |
| 1:06.2 | Well, they thought, you know, it might disappear and it would hinder the investigation. |
| 1:10.4 | Like somebody might come and steal it or try to cover for their guys or whatever. |
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