Hello, Jason. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola, Ditches!

Ola!

Jason, are you sober or not sober?

Sober.

All right, Jason, welcome to Big Dummy.

Okay, our men's room poll, all about the noise today, but you will never have to hear one again.

Is it speakerphone people, megaphone preachers, leaf blowers, or backup beeping?

I loathe speakerphone people, especially in public, but I think I'm going to have to go with megaphone preachers.

They just get under my skin in a way that most other people can't.

That's fair. I agree.

All right, Jason, here's your question.

What color Eminem was retired to make way for blue M&Ms in 1995?

Shot in the dark.

Purple?

Was it light brown?

Tan, yeah.

Yeah.

What are the colors in M&M's?

Green, yellow, red, blue. Brown? Brown? That's it. Just five? All right. That is kind of weird. Like, why do you have to sacrifice the color just to add another color? Well, man, there's bags at the same size, so it would just be fewer of each color, but just add it in, man. I don't know. That is a strange. Like, we've got to get rid of tan. Blue it is. I think the only time I buy, actively buy, like a big bag of M&Ms is Christmas. Halloween and Christmas, that is about it. Yeah. And they're delicious. I just never buy them. All right.

Your question.

Which legendary character killed Grindle?

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