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Quick Question with Soren and Daniel

Jason Pargin and His Magical Mysteries

Quick Question with Soren and Daniel

Quick Question Podcast

Improv, Comedy

51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Our old Cracked friend Jason is back to talk through life's mysteries and such. Also he's got a new book! Make sure to check it out. And as always big thanks to our sponsors. Thanks RocketMoney.com/qq. it could save you hundreds a year. Thanks Avast.com! Thanks Magic Mind! Go to magicmind.co/14daysofmagic and use code QQ14 at checkout for 20% off.

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0:00.0

I've got a quick quick question for you all right I want to hear your thoughts on it now what's on your mind

0:08.5

I've got a quick quick question for you all right Yes, it's not important, I'm just by the week it's all tonight

0:16.5

So, what's your favourite? How do you get happy?

0:20.8

But what's not to it? I forgot it's already moving down your room

0:28.0

So hello again and welcome to another episode of Quick Question with Soren and Daniel

0:51.8

the podcast where two best friends and comedy writers ask each other questions and give

0:55.3

each other answers. I'm one half of that podcast senior writer for last week tonight author

0:59.1

of How to Fight Presidents and recent recipient of a brand new 5K personal best, Daniel 2237

1:04.9

O'Brien joined as always by my co-host Mr. Soren Booey Soren say something fast.

1:08.7

Okay, I'm really trying to crunch the numbers here in my head and as you know I'm a mathematician

1:14.1

of heart. So let's see 22 and a half, did you say? 2237. Okay, so a little over 22 and

1:20.4

half. Okay, and that breaks down to less than eight minutes a mile. Oh for sure. But not

1:27.2

but a little over seven, right? I think my average was seven, uh, 20 something. My first

1:32.6

mile was sub seven and then I was slower every mile after that. I was very proud. It was

1:38.3

to the second exactly one minute faster than I was at this same race last year, which

1:44.8

was literally my exact goal was to shave a minute off my time from from one waste race

1:50.2

to the next. I am still, uh, in the art of being humble, uh, full five minutes slower than

1:57.4

your wife and your college friend Meredith at the same race. This is going to eat you

2:02.4

forever. Yeah, I'm never going to be that fast in my life that my wife ran cross country

2:08.3

for D3 and those D3 runners are faster. Yeah, uh, they're faster than I'll ever be too.

2:17.8

It was really humbling when I would go for runs with my wife when we first started dating

2:20.7

because I was like, I'm athletic. I play ultimate frisbee. Surely I could keep up. And

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