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what's going on guys? Yeah, I feel like the first cue was probably no audience. The no audience, yeah. She's like, oh God, this is not like a happy segment that we're about to be filming. The fuck is about to be, about to happen. And Jason's just talking about how you know our conversation last few week have been about how things

feel different for me and you know I completely fell in love with you so past tense.

Yeah, yeah.

But the chemistry has started changing.

Now, Q Melissa, who's now looking around the set, her eyes are darting and starting to realize like what the fuck is about to go down?

Why am I sitting here? Yeah. And Jason says we're not right for each other.

And she flat out like, what do you want me to say?

Right.

What am I doing here? What do you want me to say to you?

Yeah. It seems like an apology tour for you that I should not be a guest star on.

Right. Okay? Exactly. I sign up for this. Mm-mm. Okay. Exactly. I signed up for those. No. No, no, no. And I think she realized that and that's why she like totally annihilated his inner being in the next five minutes.

Yeah.

And he's like, I thought things were perfect.

So cute that she didn't know that things were completely different.

Yeah.

How can you say all these things to me about being in love and all that stuff and then do this and call them out?

She's like the minute things are tough you don't even want to try, you don't even want to fight.

Like what did I do? Something must have happened. tough you don't even want to try, you don't even want to fight.

Like what did I do?

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