Jason Ellis!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents professional skateboarder and podcast host Jason Ellis! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! Come to a live show! NEW LIVE SHOWS: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Promo Code: Garbage Bespoke Post: https://www.BoxOfAwesome.com Promo Code: GARBAGE Get 50% off your 1st box by going to https://factormeals.com/Garbage50 and use code GARBAGE50 Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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0:00.0	Gang the full tour is about to kick off and it's kicking off in a high gear baby.
0:04.1	Oh yeah, I've stand up comedy plus we play a little a YG with the crowd.
0:08.0	We're coming to 20 new cities. Uh-huh.
0:10.3	Grab the squad and come out and see us. It's a good time and a great way to introduce people to the show.
0:15.1	Yeah, tickets are moving quick. We're selling out. We're adding shows. We're not adding shows in every city.
0:20.1	So get your tickets. Don't snooze because you're gonna lose. Do it. Yeah.
0:24.0	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Gobbage?
0:29.8	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:37.8	Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley.
0:43.3	Hey everybody out there and welcome back to Everybody's New Favorite Podcast. This is Are You Garbage.
0:49.7	Hey, it's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that it's good to be classy.
0:53.8	Yeah. That's just a big old piece of trash.
0:57.3	I'm your host, Dave Trolley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tuddies in the new edition.
1:02.1	She's upstairs making some homemade ice pops for the kids in a neighborhood. Okay.
1:06.1	Nine bucks a clip. No big deal. Trying to make a little cash.
1:09.4	My co-host is coming at you from right next to me on him. Use this week. We'll swing in a miss on a big man.
1:14.4	He is the King of the Calzone. He is the Prince of the Personal Pan, the flat bread freak.
1:19.0	And always the King of the Boardwalk baby. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan.
1:23.0	What up gang. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you're right.
1:25.6	If you subscribe on iTunes full video available on YouTube as you know, those numbers are true to room cooking baby.
1:30.8	Then obviously the greatest website of all time.
1:33.1	W-W-W-W-Patreon.com slash are you garbage gang? Check it out. It's a fucking party over there.
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