Jason Burke has never seen Citizen Kane

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Jason Burke has never seen Citizen Kane! Incredible that it's taken this long for us to get to this movie, but Jason wrote a 14 page script, and we read it with help from Ryan Singer, who hasn't seen it either. We also play Build a Perfect Movie, Before & Afters, Character Card Head, and Shame Bracket, which is still happening because Kyle keeps forgetting about it. Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeams out of there.
0:02.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:08.0	this is never seen it.
0:12.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:20.0	Hey, what's up everybody coming once again here from the lovely
0:24.4	confines of Glass-El Park. It's Kyle. Today we have such a fun episode. I'm recording this
0:29.8	intro here from my apartment. I'm super pumped for you to hear the episode that comes out. This is
0:34.2	with Jason Burke. Jason Burke has Burke has who is that helicopter all right
0:39.2	I should shut my window anyways Jason's never seen Citizen Kane we've never done this one
0:44.2	I cannot believe it took so long for Citizen Kane to come up Jason's never seen it
0:48.9	Jason's been on previous episodes you know him we're also joined by Ryan Singer who's also
0:53.4	never seen it you guys know Ryan as well. Go follow him. Go follow Jason and eat pray Jason.
0:59.8	Great name, Instagram, Twitter, everything. Eat, pray, Jason. Ryan is Rye Singh. You know him.
1:05.6	It's so fun. Jason's never seen Citizen Kane. He wrote it. We read his script. We talk. We actually do get to the shame bracket. At the very end, when it feels like I forgot it again, we do get to it. We play a little build the perfect movie. We do some before and afters, some character head. We ramble. We meander. Jason's script is 14 pages long. It's the longest script. We've probably,
1:30.0	the longest script we've probably ever had. It's so long. It's so fun. It's a good, it's a great time.
1:35.1	It's wonderful. He's never seen Sis and Kane. I'm excited for you guys to hear it. It's a fun
1:39.1	episode. Please, if you hear this, please go leave us a review wherever you listen to the podcast.
1:45.4	Ratings and reviews help the podcast so much.
1:48.2	If you want to go, if you listen in Apple, go to iTunes and leave us a review there.
1:52.7	Even if you just write out, this is funny.
1:54.8	It helps us a ton for the show to get more eyes and probably even more specifically more ears
2:00.3	because it's easier
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